Left4Dead Gets The Porn Treatment

You know you've hit the big time when your video game gets spoofed in a porno parody.World of Whorecraft anyone?What about Womb Raider?Video game nerds are often portrayed as online smut junkies,and the porn industry tries to cash in on the stereotype everytime.

The latest to receive the XXX treatment is Left4Dead,or Left4Head as it is entitled on Sleazegroin Theatre,a website specialising in fetish flicks.Yeah,I watched it,so what?Dont judge me.

The first episode(yes,there is a WHOLE SERIES) is 12 minutes long and shows our heroine,now named Blowie instead of Zoey,walking through a barren wasteland looking for the rest of her squad.

The scene then cuts to what seems to be a house,conveniently dark and devoid of human life.She enters a room and encounters two zombies.Hold your horses perverts,she's not getting fucked...yet.A few slugs to the zombies' chests later,and she continues her exploration of the building's interior.

But hey what do you know,she's being followed by a Hunter the whole time.And hey,isn't that a Smoker right there?This being a porno flick,don't expect his tongue to be the expendable weapon like in the game.Oh no,it has to be his dick.The Smoker then uses it to strangle Zoey,but not without trying to force it into her mouth as well.In what is probably the worst acting ever,our heroine hardly struggles and lifts her shirt up for no reason.After a good minute of wriggling around with the Smoker's member,she shoots him off-screen and walks off,unperturbed.

Remember the Hunter from before?He reappears again,pinning Zoey to the floor and stripping her off her pants with ease.Call it idiocy or amnesia or whatever you want,Zoey forgets she has a gun and just struggled briefly.Then the Hunter launched into a minute of awkward butt-groping before opening his pants and receive a blowjob from Zoey,who now seems comfortable enough to stop moving and just take it.This goes on for the remainder of the episode before the Hunter shoots his load and drags off an unconscious Zoey.

Overall,it was both hilarious and painful to watch.I am aware that great acting is the least of a porno's problems but here,you'd be cringing and making vomitting sounds almost every minute.Also,there seems to be a lack of the other bosses,which nicely sets them up for future episodes,now totalling at 12.The only credit to be lent to the episode is the use of the original sound effects from the game.You'd recognise the familiar shrieks,wails and grunts of the Smoker and Hunter.

So,should you watch it?Yes,if you're a gamer and are curious about how the Left4Dead series is butchered beyond recognition.No?Yeah right you big liar.Just good luck finding the clips on the Internet.I am not posting the link here.


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